Mint Your METH-HEDZ
- Chain: Base???
- Launchpad: Transient???
- Reveal: Delayed???
7132
non-generative collectibles
Hello, fuckers.
We are METH-HEDZ—the degenerate, face-meltingly fucked-up step-siblings of the original Obits.
Born out of sheer chaos and bad decisions, our manually-curated, batshit crazy collection of 7132 absolute abominations spits in the face of generative bullshit. These aren’t just characters—they’re fucking disasters waiting to screw up your day. Each one is a chaotic masterpiece of ASCII garbage that’ll make you question your life choices—and still, you’ll want one. Why?
Because of art.
Owning one of these ugly bastards won’t just ruin your timeline; it’ll, allegedly, grant you access to exclusive drops and secret shit that’ll have you wondering if you’re actually losing your mind. You think we’re joking? Grave pleasures, indeed, you twisted fucks! Welcome to the freakshow.
Explore the METH-HEDZ
Meet the Unruly Crew
Greencross
Lead Artist and Mischief Maker
Mr. Regular
Operations Overlord
MethLord
Code Conjurer Extraordinaire
Ivy Methvin
Head of Mayhem and Shenanigans
Roadmap
Launch
We’re fucking blasting off with a shitstorm of chaos! Forget the fucking rulebook, we’re shredding that shit and writing our own twisted tale. Buckle the fuck up!
Mint
Ready to jump headfirst into this fucking madness? Get your hands on a piece of this unhinged insanity when minting goes live. Don’t fucking blink—you’ll miss the chaos!
Post Mint
Oh, you thought that was it? Hell no, the party’s just fucking starting. Stick around for exclusive surprises that'll punch you in the face and keep your adrenaline pumping.
The team makes absolutely no promises since the dev is addicted to meth and can't be trusted.
Join the fucking Madness
Get your ass into the METH-HEDZ chaos on Discord! We’re sharing exclusive drops, unfiltered updates, and a whole fucking lot of insanity. Don’t be a pussy—join the fucking ride!
Join Us on Discord
Share the fucking Madness